Humor
azw3 |eng | 2015-09-21 | Author:Mills, Claudia [Mills, Claudia]

He paused for effect. “Figure skating! Ice skating! Doing fancy twirls and leaps and stuff on the ice!” Nora couldn’t help it. She burst out laughing. Brody doubled over, laughing, ...
( Category: Humor February 15,2016 )
azw3 |eng | 2014-02-01 | Author:Hurwitz, Johanna [Hurwitz, Johanna]

THREE Sweet Valentine One December morning, there was a visitor in Mrs. Cheechia’s classroom. It was her son Greg, who was an eighth grader at Mark Twain Junior High School. ...
( Category: Beginner Readers February 15,2016 )
epub |eng | 2014-01-20 | Author:Erica David [David, Erica]

The statue ordered King Tut to release Penny, and the crowd cried out, “The girl must go!” Suddenly, there was a loud crack! The statue’s mouth broke open. Mr. Peabody, ...
( Category: Action & Adventure February 15,2016 )
epub |eng | 2015-07-05 | Author:Sam Hay

“No, I won’t, thanks very much. I’ve just got back from work and there’s a cup of tea waiting for me in the kitchen.” He smiled at Joe. “Though it’s ...
( Category: Chapter Books February 15,2016 )
azw3, epub |eng | 2014-09-29 | Author:Cowell, Cressida [Cowell, Cressida]

( Category: Fantasy & Magic February 15,2016 )
epub |eng | 2011-08-08 | Author:Walter Hoving [Hoving, Walter]

It is perfectly proper to talk with the knife and fork in your hands but do not gesticulate with the fork or the knife. The knife should never be raised ...
( Category: General February 14,2016 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-03-02 | Author:Tad Hills [Hills, Tad]

To Lee, who I can always count on Title Page Copyright Dedication First Page More ebooks by Tad Hills 1 goose 2 ducks 3 clouds 4 friends 5 flowers 6 ...
( Category: Animals February 12,2016 )
epub |eng | 2012-09-01 | Author:Megan McDonald [Megan McDonald]

“Like what?” Amy looked in the cupboard. “Peanut-butter gum? Tuna-fish gum?” “I don’t think so!” said Judy. Amy looked in the spice rack. “How about cinnamon gum? Vanilla gum? Rainbow-sprinkle ...
( Category: Chapter Books February 10,2016 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:H. A. Rey [Rey, H. A.]

George found so many good books, he soon had more than he could carry. He leaned against a shelf to rest. Squeak, went the shelf. "Shhh!" said a man. Squeak, ...
( Category: Spanish February 3,2016 )
epub |eng | 2011-12-04 | Author:Beverly Cleary [Cleary, Beverly]

“What if you have to back up?” asked Ramona. “With luck I won’t have to,” her mother answered. “Hurry along now.” “So long, Ramona,” said Mr. Quimby. Ramona could see ...
( Category: Hispanic & Latino January 31,2016 )
epub |eng | 1955-12-21 | Author:Beverly Cleary [Cleary, Beverly]

Ramona was sitting on the floor beside a box of apples. Lying around her on the cement floor were a number of apples—each with one bite out of it. While ...
( Category: Humor January 30,2016 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2014-03-10 | Author:Jenny Offill

“I feel sorry for you,” Mary said. “My cat can dance on her hind legs. And my parrot knows twenty words, including God and ice cream. “Sparky knows tricks too,” ...
( Category: Mammals January 23,2016 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-01-21 | Author:Francesca Simon

The only good thing about living next door to Moody Margaret is that she knows some good jokes. There’s just one problem… Margaret: Knock Knock. Susan: Who’s there? Margaret: Little ...
( Category: General January 23,2016 )
mobi |eng | 1975-12-21 | Author:Beverly Cleary

“Mama?” “Yes, Ramona.” “What did Mrs. Griggs say about me?” Mrs. Quimby’s answer was honest and direct. “She said you refused to make an owl like the rest of the ...
( Category: Humor January 21,2016 )
epub |eng | | Author:Lois Lowry [Lowry, Lois]

Drat. Hildegarde could see, as she approached the fountain, that Lucretia had already scampered up its concrete side and assumed an authoritative pose, as if she were the one in ...
( Category: Mice, Hamsters, Guinea Pigs & Squirrels January 20,2016 )